A satirical novel by yancey williams

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Yancey Williams’ latest novel, Rome & Joliet, opens with one Satchel Xavier Gilespie (that’s with one L) out traipsing around in the northeast Georgia woods with his new girlfriend. She’s nineteen years his junior. It’s hardly a nature walk. Hardly, either, some silly, introspective or transcendental commune with Mother Nature herself. And, it’s certainly not even another pig squealing happenstance with a bunch of good old boys from Dickey-land’s Deliverance. Oh, no. This is serious stuff.

Take a wild guess: What do you think Satchel and his girlfriend are doing in the woods? Five of you who respond will win a copy of Rome & Joliet plus a $25 Amazom.com gift card.

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Where Can You Find Yancey?

Read on for a list of Yancey’s web profiles, and get connected through the networks you use most:

Goodreads

Rate books and share your latest reads with friends connected through Facebook. Click HERE for Yancey’s profile.

Goodkindles

Kindle readers unite! Find likeminded individuals here, and communicate directly with authors. Click HERE.

CulturalBook.com

Welcome to Yancey’s world. Click HERE for his author page, and be a part of his discussion group.

Facebook

Stay up to date with Yancey’s regular posts about current and forthcoming books. Find him on Facebook HERE.

Twitter

Yancey’s tweets and retweets bring you into his world–or a world apart, as it were–and yes, he does respond to reader tweets. Click HERE.

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Win Shoot the Messenger and a $50 gift card

In case you don’t already know, Yancey Williams’ book Shoot the Messenger is an enchanting love story about murderous psychopaths, contract killers, and totally jilted lovers gone awry. Sounds like a good Valentine’s Day read, doesn’t it? Yeah, we think so, too.

We’d like you to win a copy, so we’re making it easy. Use the entry gateway to follow us on Twitter and Facebook and tell us which character in Shoot the Messenger you’re most like in the comments section below.

Elvis Octavius Palmer
Little man as in little people in today’s sqeaky-clean, spruced up vernacular. Midget to others. Ego more than sufficiently compensates for diminutive stature. Profession: Psychopathic contract killer. Previously, drug dealer. Well versed as hustler, pimp, and handy man to the malevolent and maladjusted. Positive attributes include a quick, demented wit, bawdy eye for pole dancers and night club strippers, as well as coefficiently equipped to handle any disturbingly filthy job you don’t want to do yourself. If you can call those attributes?

Vladimir Gagarin Yeltsin
Yes, cousin to cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin. Or so he claims. Who knows? Ex-Russian mobster. For sure. Otherwise, believe what you want? If in his company, say you believe. Profession: Hit Man. Period. Attributes. None, less the soft spot for Elvis and an overcompensatingly salacious, anatomical affinity for the opposite sex. Is groping ever listed as an attribute? I didn’t think so.

Harriett O’Connor
The beautifully sensuous, unfaithful Yuppie-wife to the very wealthy, philandering Harry Axel O’Connor. Lover to Earnest Darwin, investment tycoon and candidate for the United States Congress. Harry, the wealthy, philandering husband is in Harriett’s way. Earnest’s too. Harriett’s used to getting her way. Not good for Harry. Profession: Yuppie housewife. Attributes: Beautifully sensual. Penchant for tiger sex.

Earnest Darwin
CEO of Galapagos Capital. In his spare time with his spare change, he’s running for the United States Congress. Additional sideline: ensnaring eligible women. Enter Harriett O’Connor. Or enter Earnest Darwin. It all depends on who you ask. Profession: Investment Banker. Attributes: Financially secure in spades. Penchant for tiger sex.

Thornton Alpert
Father. Husband. Profession: Insurance adjustor. The unassuming and unguarded target of Harriett O’Connor who’s looking to Alpert as a disposable means to collect on her dead (murdered) husband’s life insurance policy. Attributes: Willingly efficient and putty in the hands of the aforementioned Harriett O’Connor.

WhoreHay ManWell Reconquista Gonzalez
Illegal immigrant or undocumented immigrant as referenced now by the most politically correct of modern day verbage navigators. Profession: A trespassing, border-hopping little thief feigning employment as the O’Connor’s (hired by Harry primarily to appease Harriett or so it seems) handy man. Attributes: Self preservation.

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Yancey Williams interview

Meet the author on Bookpleasures.com

Last month, author Yancey Williams was interviewed by Norm Goldman, the publisher and editor of Bookpleasures.com. Learn what served as the primary inspiration for Rome & Joliet. Find out if Yancey ever suffers from writer’s block. Read a plug for Yancey’s forthcoming book:

“I’m one hundred and eighty nine pages into The Resurrection of Jesus, my new novel. And, no, it’s not religious. Anything but. Jesus Escobar, a distant cousin of narco-terrorist Pablo, has just been let out of prison. He’s standing outside the prison gate in the first half hour of his release and is offered a ride into town by an anonymous traveler. Things get really ugly from there,” says Yancey.

Want to know much, much more? Click HERE and read the interview at Bookpleasures.com.

Kindle

Now on Kindle, Rome & Joliet

Rome & Joliet has just been released on Kindle, just in time for Christmas. Gift the book to a friend or loved one for only $3.99.

We asked author Yancey Williams why he wants his works available on the Kindle.

“Airport Terminal. Gate 27. Flight number 998. Louisville – Albuquerque. Guy in the blue business suit is seated comfortably upright holding his Kindle waiting to board. He’s chuckling. His reading glasses are perched on the end of nose. His smile grows by the second.

Guy in the relaxed jeans sitting in the opposite aisle across from the guy chuckling, watches the other guy smiling evermore broadly. He’s now noticing the guy chuckling out loud to himself as he reads along on his Kindle. The guy chuckling then spontaneously breaks out into a full blown belly laugh, remaining focused on his Kindle the whole time. The guy in the relaxed jeans in the opposite row sitting directly across from the guy reading can’t stand it any longer. He interrupts politely, friendly-like.

“Good read?”

Rome & Joliet,” says the guy knowingly, hardly looking up, reading with an even broader smile and shaking his head with approval. It’s the old double fisted Kindle swag for the in-depth reader technique, recognizable anywhere, airport terminals, bus stations, subway trains, down through row 38, aisle seat D and window seat A. Something akin to the relaxed fit of a new born in the palms, natural, as it should be.

“Hey,” replies the curious stranger-guy in the relaxed jeans sitting across from the beamingly contented Kindle reader who’s still chuckling in the interlude and still wearing the ever more contented and broader smile.

“Hey,” says the curious stranger-guy one more time like he hasn’t said it the first time now fishing about frenetically in his carryon. The inquisitive stranger-dude in the relaxed jeans pulls out his own Kindle, waves it about at shoulder height, and replies, “Just wait until you get to the next chapter!”

“Yeah,” says the woman in the brown tweed jacket two seats over sporting her own Kindle HD in the raspberry ergonomic case. “And the conclusion! To die for!”

And that’s why Williams likes having his works available for Kindle.

Regarding the Kindle itself, Williams said, “For a youngish dude like me, younger than 65, somewhat older than Brittany Spears, who just bought his read-aholic girlfriend a Kindle HDX for Christmas, the little bugger is flat out amazing! What’s next? World peace? Not according to Rome & Joliet. And certainly not in the cards as to Shoot The Messenger!”

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Holiday gifts from Yancey Williams

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, right? We’re getting down to the wire with Christmas shopping: the malls are packed, the roads are overrun with traffic. Instead of braving the retail madness out there, order a gift from the comfort of wherever you’re sitting right now. Books make the best gifts because they are easy to buy online, they stimulate and entertain the mind and they can be shared afterward.

But don’t just listen to us. Here’s what some others have to say about why books make great gifts:

“Books make great gifts because they can unveil hidden secrets.” –Dan Brown

“Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside them, and it’s much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world.” –Neil Gaiman

“Books make great gifts because… [they don’t] come in any particular size, so you don’t have to be embarrassed if you bought somebody the wrong size.” –Valerie Bertinelli

“Books make great gifts because in a time of trouble, they can take the reader personally into a place of hope.”–Glenn Beck

“Books make great gifts because they’re everybody’s favorite things.” –Julie Andrews

“Books make great gifts because they’re something you love that you can share.” –John Lithgow

“[Books are] the most fun you can have for under $25. You and your significant other can’t go to a movie and buy popcorn and have that much fun!” –Al Roker

“Books make great gifts because you don’t have to plug them in.” –Alec Baldwin

A few books we highly recommend as gifts during the 2013 holiday season? Rome and Joliet, Shoot the Messenger and Worlds Apart. All three books are now available at BarnesandNoble.com. Shop now!

Enter to win a book and $25 gift card

Shopping for the holidays? Win a Yancey Williams book as a perfect gift for the avid reader on your list (although you’ll be tempted to keep it). Which one of Yancey’s books would you most like to win?

Rome & Joliet

Gilespie, the ex-Vice Chancellor of Central Intelligence, has been recently demoted from his prestigious position after a very public reprimand and very private off-the-record stand down. For the former Fulbright scholar, it’s a crushing blow to his rather humongous, civil servant ego. Will he uncover a stash of illegal weapons and return to prominence within the agency?

Shoot the Messenger

Harriett O’Connor has been in a loveless, psychologically abusive marriage for years. Her husband Harry is a modern philanderer. Enter Earnest Darwin, candidate for US Congress, who she perceives as her knight in shining armor. The two begin their adulterous affair and concoct Harry’s demise in short order.

Worlds Apart

Arnold Ivan Goodstein Jr. (AIG Jr.) is a young, semi-accomplished, budding Jewish entrepreneur. Goodstein employs the waspy, would-be writer dreamer Sedgwick Frampton. In the cubicle next over is the disgruntled, semi-disillusioned, would-be covert convert-to-Islam, Afro-American Damahl. The clash of ideals, cultures, dreams and perspectives makes Worlds Apart spin like a well-oiled turnstile at a Justin Bieber concert.

The winner will receive the Yancey Williams book of their choice and a $25 gift card for Amazon.com.

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Rome & Joliet reviewed at BookReview.com

M.K. Turner’s review of Yancey William’s newest novel Rome & Joliet is live on BookReview.com. As Turner says, “never has an author conjured up such mischievous subterfuge and beguiling malfeasance as Yancey Williams manages in this politically incorrect, mercilessly malapropped, “cacophonously truck stop fashionable vortex.”

Read the whole review by clicking HERE.

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Shoot the Messenger Reviewed at BookReview.com

M.K. Turner at BookReview.com has rated Shoot the Messenger “Excellent” for it’s great characters and clever plot twists.

In describing the story, Turner says, “Simply put—and that is a challenge as Williams is always absurdly, riotously complicated—the two hit men are hired by a wealthy fund-manager-recently-turned-politician to kill his mistress and her associate. The mistress, in turn, hires this resourceful duo to terrify the lover she is attempting to blackmail. Both the midget and the mobster are memorable characters, but the mistress steals the show.”

If a complex plot sounds too off-putting, consider this: It doesn’t matter. “You’ll be laughing too hard,” says Turner.

Click HERE to read the review.